while with some friends this weekend we decided to order some pizzas. i tend to go towards more ‘california’ style pizzas like bbq chicken etc but they really wanted the chicken bacon ranch pizza. now let me first just say that i thought pizza hut had a lock on injecting the most fat into pizza but this one takes it to a whole new level.
standard white crust, ranch dressing as the sauce (low or no fat dressings need not apply), crumbled bacon, chopped chicken and lots of mozzarella cheese. cook until golden brown and enjoy.
normally i don’t go for this sort of thing but i tried a slice. how did it taste? addicting. let’s put it this way, if i were to make a mathematical equation out of this it would look something like this: fat + fat + fat = delicious. in this case with every successive bite i felt more and more like that sloth dude from the movie seven. i think i could actually hear myself getting fatter each time my teeth chomped on the bites. now i love ranch dressing just as much as the next guy, but this, this was too far. try it for yourself, but be warned, you might feel the same way.
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