if you’ve been watching american gladiators lately there has been a couple competitors that have finished in very poor times during the eliminator.  the same comment was given when their interview started: “you’re an inspiration to us all“.  it’s a lie, a bold lie.  this goes against everything american.  how can you be an inspiration if you’re not a winner?  losers don’t inspire americans.  we want winners.  we crave them.  look at all the spokespeople out there.  they are winners.  they are beautiful, fit, appear to be fun (though are more than likely secretly really bitchy) and inspire.

this is secretly what hulk hogan was saying, “you didn’t win.  you are a loser.  you inspire no one.  your time here was worthless and made for bad tv.  thank you for wasting my time.“  it’s okay hulk, i just said it for you, no need to worry about saving face.